waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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touchmeslowly:

learning2swim:

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

finally someone said it.

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coffeedirt:

Johnny Depp as Wade Walker in Cry-Baby (1990)

coffeedirt:

Johnny Depp as Wade Walker in Cry-Baby (1990)

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey)

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seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

(Source: intifadda)

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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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mistaken-identities:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

HEY LOOK
AN ACTUAL THING THAT I LIKE

mistaken-identities:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

HEY LOOK

AN ACTUAL THING THAT I LIKE

(Source: hadeiadel)

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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle)

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decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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